i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I will be naked everywhere
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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