She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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