I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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