Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions