new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She told me I should be a condom model.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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