you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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