I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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