You surviving the open bar?
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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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