THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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