Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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