I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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