I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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