All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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