We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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