You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
His nipple licking is glorious
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