i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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