like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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