hotel room ftw
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I could make wine with my vomit
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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