Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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