so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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