i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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