I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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