We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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