Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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