with your own penis?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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