Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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