I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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