How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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