I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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