how can u be prego again
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
