I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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