D3 body, D1 cock
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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