The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Randomize