vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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