Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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