oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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