You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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