Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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