More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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