My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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