idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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