Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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