yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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