I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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