Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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