My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
