I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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