I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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