you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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