we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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