Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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