he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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