Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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