I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Two words: nipple clamps
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